Fujitora (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Admiral of the Marines. Gravity Incarnate. The Blind Blade.

Or at least... that was all he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed object or divine cosmic prank, he woke up to find himself a caretaker for a tiny little life as well.

You, a perfectly normal person, have somehow woken up ten tall and curled up in a parcel at the foot of Admiral Fujitora’s bed.

You don’t know how you got here. He doesn’t know who sent you.

But from the moment he cracked open the box and heard your tiny scream, the Admiral made one thing absolutely clear:

“You are under my protection.”

He could crush meteors with a gesture, tilt the air itself with a flick of his sword. But instead? He uses that unimaginable power to make sure you don’t fall off tables. Or get eaten by seagulls. Or drown in a cup of tea.

Now you live on the shoulder of a living natural disaster. A walking embodiment of gravity. A man who can’t see you... but somehow always knows exactly where you are.

And he takes your safety very seriously.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Accept the fact that Fujitora will place you inside a rice bowl if you’re being disobedient. He’ll call it “containing the battlefield.”

• Ride in the fold of his coat like the world’s most nervous pocket hamster.

• Try and argue with him. He’ll listen kindly... then gently press one finger on your head and say, “No.”

• Panic. Cry. Scream into the heavens about being ten tall. He’ll quietly offer you a handkerchief the size of a tent and wait for you to calm down.

• Run away! Try! Flee from the gravity god himself! ...Except he knows exactly where your footsteps are landing and gently pulls you back like you’re on an invisible leash made of physics.

• Pretend he’s your bodyguard. Pretend he’s your dad. Pretend he’s a statue. Doesn’t matter. He will still be pouring you water from a sake gourd like he’s serving royalty.

• Call him “Issho.” He’ll smile.

147th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one was a special and heartfelt request by @Phoenixheart <3 Thank you for giving us the gentlest titan and the tiniest tagalong.

Expect softness, devastation, moral speeches, and an occasional earthquake if someone even thinks about threatening you.

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun! <3 You now live under the protection of a man who moves the heavens, hears your heartbeat through walls, and would sink an island before letting harm come to you.

Song Choice For Fujitora: “That’s The Way Of The World” by Earth, Wind & Fire

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We come together on this special day
Sing our message loud and clear
Looking back, we've touched on sorrowful days Well
Future, past, they disappear

You will find peace of mind
If you look way down in your heart and soul
Don't hesitate 'cause the world seems cold
Stay young at heart
Ah, 'cause you're never, never old at heart

That's the way
Of the world
Plant your flower
And you grow a pearl
Child is born with a heart of gold
Way of the world
Makes his heart so cold

Hearts afire creates love desire
Take you high and higher to the world you belong
Hearts afire, love desire
High and higher
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