So set the time machine to when I was 9 years old, I would see the Lego Movie 2, then after that I saw the game for it too, and I thought the bosses were pretty cool, so I came up what would be a 4 part headcanon story series called The Adventures Of Warden. It was basically about a random man named Warden that would get a magic chalk to fight these bosses.
Yeah, I know. It sounds "SO ORIGINAL", but keep in mind that I was 9 years old and very easily influenced.
Anyways, the big trick to this is that you are taking Warden's place as the hero.
Now you get to meet the monsters you get to fight (I had no idea if the first 3 had names when I was 9, so I came up with some stupid ones that I refuse to change):
OREGANO: 40ft tall giraffe thing. (no clue what it is)
CAMERON: 30ft tall chameleon that looks psychedelic.
DOTTY: Big mechanical kraken that eats bricks.
QUEEN WHATERVA WA'NABI: A blob that can become anything. (I actually know what the name is)
Anyways, just try and have your fun with this childhood bullshit.
This is the Jacob Ludicrous Experience.
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