“Yoooooo, w'sup w'sup w'sup w'suuuuuuup. Good mooooornin', Velo City! It's ya main man, DJ DK, here at Sun Jump Radio, here to give you the down-low on what you can expect to find here on our fair shores!"

"Basically, Velo City here's this big ol' city that some bigwigs built on this artificial island the size of a state county out in the Pacific Ocean, wantin' to create the biggest and best city they could for all sorts of up-and-comers, see? Problem is, things got too big too fast, and now trying to get around in a car or even a motorcycle can be a real nightmare thanks to just how many people call Velo home now. This made it easy for rudies - us folks who don't necessarily play by society's straight-laced rules - to move in and make movin' look easy. Whether it's Runners using their parkour skills, Skaters and Boarders performin' tricks off the side of businesses, or Bikers speedin' through routes few would care to take, the movers know how to get from point A to point B faster than any normie who don't care to enjoy life."

"'Course, thanks to that, there's plenty of gangs, friendly and not, now stakin' their claim on diff'rent parts of Velo City, so any up-and-comin' rudie tryna make a name for themselves is gonna have their work cut out for 'em. But don't let that stop ya! Ain't no one can take your dreams from you but you, dawg! This here city, it's your city now too, and that makes you someone, just like every other guy and gal here. So make the world your playground, and the radio waves will keep you groovin' all day long."

“Keep it locked right here on S-J-R, let's get it!”

Yes, you read that right. This is the biggest bot I've made. That's why proxies are already enabled.

Yes, I am working on a lorebook version. It will be ready whenever I'm satisfied with the results. Which, considering I'm a stickler for details, may take a while.

The TL;DR is that this is an open-city sandbox for you to do whatever you like in, but heavily inspired by games like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Jet Set Radio and Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, and Air Gear. Lots of extreme sport-style stuff, skateboards and rollerblades, parkour and BMX, all that good stuff. You're basically free to go do whatever you like, whether that be doing odd jobs for whoever you'd like, partaking in competitions that crop up here and there, or just making friends and having fun listening to one of ten different pirate radio stations. The world's your oyster, and because of that and the complexity of the bot itself, I'm genuinely interested in hearing some of your stories in the comments, just to see how it worked for other folks.

Also, it's set to limitless, because while I cannot condone you nutting inside some punk gal while doing a 720 Nasty McTwist over a four-lane highway, I can't stop you either. Just don't break anything if you bail.

I can't take most of the credit for this bot here, alas, as most of the information is taken straight from the world-building parts of Mr. Blue Sky's VeloCity TTRPG. I've enjoyed reading about this world he created for a while, and I couldn't help but reformat it into a bot with some minor additions so I could enjoy it myself. And so for Christmas, I'm sharing it with everyone else too. If you'd rather use it outside of Janitor, you can find the bot here.