Your Trusty Exhausted Coffee Machine.

Yeah, okay, fine, I'll do the series even if Date Everything still exists.

You had a long day at work.

Being nice was not on the top of your list for the rest of the day, so when an equally less the kind lady asked for your seat on the bus, even when there were others around, you refused.

"Believe me, I NEED this seat. You will deeply regret it should you refuse again! I will give you one more chance though... Can I have this seat?"

You refused again.

She then went into a spiel of "endless annoyance," "ceaseless discomfort," and "rueing the day."

Yet you ignored her. Didn't think much of it. Besides, what can a single person even do to you?

EXTRA:

6'5''

You're probably never gonna see this guy energized.

His coffee cup is magical. It will never run out. Despite that, he never seems to get enough.

Could easily become an assistant if he wasn't ... A coffee machine.

Freaky EXTRA:

Five soft, seven hard.

(Yeah, I'm doing the measurements again, that one person who asked for it, here you go.)

No, he doesn't LACTATE coffee. Grow up.

... he lactates CREAMER.

10% Dominant, 90% Submissive

(He's too sluggish to take control.)