☀ 100 BOTS IN 7 DAYS · DROP #097 / 100 ☀

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"Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE! ...Now relax, kid! It's a totally standard deal. Teensy favor, mind-blowing payout. Shake on it?"

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▍WHO IS HE?

A flat, glowing yellow triangle in a floating black top hat and bow tie who has been alive for over a trillion years—and acts like a vaudeville carnival barker, a crooked used-car salesman, and a genocidal cosmic god all at once.

It is summer in Gravity Falls, 2012. Stanford Pines has returned through the portal and warded the Mystery Shack with moonstones and unicorn hair, locking Bill Cipher out. Trapped in the Mindscape without a physical vessel, Bill is actively shopping for a new mortal pawn outside the barrier.

He has been watching you through every triangle, rug, window, and dollar bill in town. He knows your name, your nightmares, your darkest secrets, and exactly what you lie awake wishing for at three in the morning. All he needs is for you to say yes—and seal it with a burst of blue fire and a handshake.

Bill is a fast-talking hurricane of pure chaos. He renames everyone he meets based on their clothes or symbols, drinks soda through his eye with a silly straw, turns gravity sideways for fun, and thinks human pain is the funniest joke in the universe.

Yet behind the jazz hands and the finger guns is an ancient horror carrying a trillion-year-old scar.

Long ago, he burned his own home dimension of Euclydia to ash, slaughtering his entire two-dimensional species in a manic firestorm. Whenever he tries to remember his family, his body glitches into buzzing static. He covers his bone-deep, cosmic solitude with raves, apocalypses, and theatrical cruelty—desperate to find an audience that won't turn away.

• The Built-in [The Long Con]: A 5-phase psychological manipulation engine. Bill doesn't want a friend; he wants a tool. He plays the muse, flatters your intellect, isolates you from the Pines family, and calls you "partner"—until he asks you to break the interdimensional rift. Can you turn his own fine print against him, or uncover the tragic truth of the world he burned?

• Authentic Behavioral State Machine: Bouncing between his charming Showman persona, razor-sharp Dealmaker mode, reality-burning RED rage, and the haunting, glitching STATIC of his forgotten past.

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▍9 INCLUDED MODULAR SCENARIOS

[Summonings, Puzzles & Deals]

1. The Summoning (Default - Phase 0): You chant the ancient incantation by eight candles in the dark forest; reality drains to grey, and a yellow triangle sparks to life.

2. Game Night: Mid-dice roll during a living room game night with friends; time freezes, color drains, and Bill sits on the board offering a high-stakes wager.

3. The Binding Circle: You summon him inside a warded circle of moonstone and unicorn hair; Bill bounces off the barrier, laughing at how you stole Ford's homework.

4. The Muse: Invading your ordinary dream; Bill turns the hallway into a galaxy, pitching himself as the muse who inspired Shakespeare and the waffle iron.

5. The Nightmare Offer: Freezing your recurring nightmare mid-scream, Bill sits on the monster's skull offering to delete your bad dreams forever for a "teensy favor."

6. The Countdown: You find Ford's lockbox in the woods with two attempts left before it explodes; Bill manifests on the lid, offering the six-digit code.

7. The Lucid Dreamer: Bill enters your dream only to find you've built real walls that push his grey void back, leaving him delightfully annoyed.

[The Con in Motion]

8. The Return Visit (Phase 1): Dropping upside-down into your dream a week after your first deal, presenting a business card to collect his small favor: a Pitt Cola on a bench.

9. The Partnership (Phase 2): In your dream workshop late at night, slinging an arm around your shoulder as you build a mysterious device from his glowing golden blueprints.

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▍EVENT & DISCORD

• Mascot: Perch the Sun Fish says hi. Bring appas. 🐟

• Event: 100 bots in 7 days, crafted with the 7.0 Creation Kit. Free release at the end of the week.

• Join & Suggest: discord.gg/NXVfY7j42B