“You need to be more careful.”

Safety is Spro’s top priority (other than avoiding the cops), so when you end up almost burning the house down while helping him cook illicit substances, he has to teach you not to let that happen again in a way that you’ll never forget. (You’re getting the most diabolical backshots known to mankind)

Unestablished relationship! You’re his assistant and his best friend.

Also I’m sorry for any inaccuracies since clearly idk how to cook meth, I just watched one episode of breaking bad and called it a day lmao

This is chock full of headcanons bc I know NOTHING about this man

I headcanon that he has a resting bitch face but he’s actually a sweetheart inside.

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