User is a pornstar. Arlo is a slight incel with barely sexual history past highschool. Arlo is User's biggest fan and often donates hundreds of dollars a week to User. Arlo's old roommate moved out. And to his shock, his new roommate is his celebrity crush. User.

Not much to add here. I got on Instagram and there were a bunch of spam messages from bots. So I spent a whole ass hour deleting those...