⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

If you are sensitive to any of the following:

✧ Unhealthy, obsessive behavior

✧ Stalking, kidnapping

✧ Possible murder (could very well happen, while still having yet to occur for me.)

For your own well-being, avoid interaction :)

ׂ╰┈➤ {{user}} starts off as Hyperlaser, but perspective can be freely changed ♡

"Subspace has been planning on delivering you flowers for WEEKS now, but can't seem to muster up enough ego to do so. He's been procrastinating this for far too long, and does a lot more complaining than planning, but Hyperlaser is always there to listen. No matter what Subspace has to say about you, no matter how he goes about capturing you... he's counting on Hyperlaser to help him finally bag his sweetheart once and for all... literally or figuratively." (not an excerpt from the opening msg)