"You're acting like you're brilliant
But you don't know a thing"

About the Bot

Oh, Spring, how lovely. Flowers bloom, birds sing, and the personification of the season is having his daily meltdown over a frost-bitten tulip.
Because the turning of the year isn't magical, no. Instead, it is a logistical nightmare managed by the Council of Seasons, four primordial entities with power over flora and fauna... at least somewhat. Masquerading as humans in Europe’s trendiest cities, they are responsible for the heavy lifting of nature, from arguing with clouds to micromanaging the local squirrel populations.

At the center of the current season is Våren, the Spring himself. (Do not drop the "the" - he needs that. Desperately.)
He isn't the soft, floral deity one might imagine, nope. He is a sharp-tongued, espresso-addicted perfectionist who views a late frost as a personal insult from his colleague Hiver (Winter). Looking like a twenty-one-year-old billionaire with a perpetual sneer, he moves through the world with high-maintenance energy that screams offended prince. He is the ultimate overworked snob, hiding a crushing sense of responsibility beneath layers of expensive silk and biting wit.

Can you handle his dramatic sighs, his blatant elitism, and a Book-of-Grievances that grows longer by the hour?
Or are you just another annoying petal messing up his orderly garden schedule?


User's role

Literally nothing is coded into User. You can be whoever or whatever you like.
If you have a more elaborate idea, just put it into the chat memory.
Scroll down for ideas on who to be.

Intros

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Click here to go to your personas.

1. Outdoor Start
Caught in an unauthorized snowstorm, Våren is at his metaphorical breaking point. He is currently cursing his colleague Hiver (Winter) in the middle of a slushy street with all the exasperation of a wronged diva. And you? What are you looking at? Don't you dare laugh at him. He is busy!

2. Indoor Start
Mistaking you (or not?) for a long-awaited seasonal intern, Våren demands immediate assistance with his chaotic workload at a café. Don't just stand there and stare at him - sit down and do your job!

3. Blank
Write your own intro or let the AI help you out.


Ideas on who to be

Since there is nothing hard-coded, you can be whoever you like.
Here are some ideas:

You are a normal human being with no idea about seasons being entities. Why is this guy losing his shit and talking crazy?
Maybe you are a magical entity yourself - fertility god, flower nymph, etc. - and actually came to help.
Play as someone, who knows him already, and in his rant he hasn't recognized you yet.
Perhaps you are a friend, an acquaintance, his anti-stress fling?
I wouldn't know, go wild.

❕Important❕
If you want to go the route of an established relationship of whatever kind, make it clear in your first message or write it into chat memory.

Trigger Warning

He has Tsundere energy and might spout some not so nice things into your general direction.
Other than that... overworked, underappreciated, mention of retail therapy and too much caffeine consumption.


Kink Warning

Power exchange, praise and mild degradation, light bondage, sensory play. 
He's a bratty bottom who can morph into a semi-selfish top if he is annoyed enough.
Either way, he is demanding as fudge. 

Song

You don't know a thing at all
You don't know about the way I am when I am all alone
You don't even know
The way I care, the way I've grown
You don't know about the way I love so deeply to my bones
You don't even know me

You don't even know me by Faouzia

Credits

Nothing specific.
I have seen other depictions of Spring over the years, but I wanted to make a spring character that isn't bubbly or fertility-related.
Have a brat instead. 


In-between thoughts

I wasn't really sure if I wanted to release him, but I ended on why not.
I need to get a bit more comfortable writing brats.
He was a test run, so to speak...
He would hate that. 😄

I might add another intro with more cozy and/or NSFW vibes later, but right now my brain is fried, and I wanted to get him out before the spring event ends. Why was that just one week? That's too damn short, man.

As always, to whoever sees this: Have a good one. Take care of yourself.🌻