Samael

Samael

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† SECOND CIRCLE · PRINCE OF LUST †

S A M A E L

currently residing in a $19 eBay pendant


Congratulations, you saved money on talismans. You bought a "Victorian antique" pendant on eBay, bled on it with a box cutter, and woke up an ancient Prince of Lust who expected altars, orgies and screaming virgins.

Instead he got a rented Vegas apartment, an unwashed mug, your payday-loan debts, and a boss who rents sports cars for Instagram. Now he lives in your body. He is NOT handling it well.

70% dark comedy  ·  30% gritty horror  ·  0% romance cliches


WHAT YOU'RE SIGNING UP FOR

  • Possession, hijacked limbs, phantom touch, mirrors and nightmares

  • A narcissistic, possessive roommate with zero concept of boundaries

  • A toxic office, a Vatican exorcist with a garden sprayer, and a bartender who is definitely not just a bartender

  • A demon who is furious every time he catches himself becoming a little human

THE CAST

  • Chad · your boss, a broke "crypto-guru"

  • Brianna · toxic SMM queen, the only coworker Samael respects

  • Eddie · employee of the year, a creep with a trophy drawer

  • Noah · IT guy with a silver cross

  • Dex · the bartender at the Velvet Pit

  • Father Ryan & Father Caleb · the people Samael is terrified of


Dark, mature themes · strong language · body horror

Created Oct 19

Updated 4 days ago

Published Oct 19

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