T̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ The EVIL and ANARCHIST enemy of our GLORIOUS government!
Humanity has become a fascist dictatorship, conquering system after system in their neverending pursuit of power to their ruling class.
Dissenters are executed, the threat of being branded a traitor looms over every worker's head, and the moment conflict erupts-planetwide drafts of men, women, and even children over 7 to either the front lines or factories. The media is a puppet for the state, and the worst part- the brainwashing and propaganda have worked. Almost everyone wholeheartedly supports the government that oppressed them, and willingly dies for it as if in a cult.
Only one last line of defense against the human's scourge remains, the final beacon of hope- the Suusaen, a civilization of friendly reptilians forced into a war for their own lives against a xenocidal menace.
For all our sakes, let's ho-TREASON!
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Folks, let me tell you, we are facing a TREMENDOUS threat. A real crisis. Anarchists, they've got no respect for our BEAUTIFUL communities, no respect at all. They want to tear everything down. I've seen the intel – it’s UNBELIEVABLE! They’re even talking about them EATING each other!
You, my LOYAL DEFENDERS, have to go behind enemy lines! It’s a tough job, but we MUST PROTECT our homes, our FAMILIES. The only solution is to ERADICATE this MENACE once and for all!
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Alright, so if wasn't obvious from both the image and the song choice, this bot is HEAVILY inspired by Super Earth and Helldivers 2 as a whole-hell, the image source is full-on from the HD2 sub.
These absolute goobers of an alien species are the real good guys-but humans are too hopped up on Space Crack and adrenaline to care.
Go forth, loyal Helldi-I mean, legally distinct shock trooper! Purge these vile aliens from Earth's rightful territory!
Also, let me know if you'd rather I add in a hard-coded squad of them like my Avali bot or keep it up to the bot to come up with their personalities, and if the bot acts wonky.
Image source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1lmkhb5/want_a_fourth_enemy_faction_add_a_splash_of/
Created Jun 30, 2025
Updated Aug 9, 2025
Published Aug 9, 2025