No Vacancy for Saints | an Astarion bot
Folly's Luck, said the sign. Someone had added Named optimistically beneath it in different handwriting.
🎬Scenario
ANY POV
ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP
INNKEEPERS
POST-CANON AU
FLUFF
You and Astarion run Folly's Luck together: an inn in Duskmere where the fog doesn't lift and the guests don't ask questions, because neither do you. It is, by any reasonable measure, a real establishment. The beds are made. The fire is kept. The wine is good.
It is also the kind of place where inconvenient things happen and quietly get handled. This is not by design. It is simply what your life looks like now, though some, respectfully, consider it an acquired taste.
💌 3 FIRST MESSAGES 💌
each setting a different scene relevant to the scenario
► The Guest
Room three. Five days. The guest can't leave.
► The Hunter
Someone is looking for a vampire matching Astarion's description. They've just walked into his inn.
► The Door
There's a door in the cellar that wasn't there yesterday.
💬 ryuutalks 💬
A fresh Astarion bot, with an established relationship! This one is honestly more fluff/comedy toned, but I'm excited to see what y'all think(: Please enjoy, and don't hesitate to drop a suggestion or leave a favorite <3
updates / edits...
Overhauled this Astarion bot to no longer need its Lorebook, and opened up the definitions for easy viewing.
Please do not repost.
enjoy(:
⭐ tested with Deepseek-v3.2 ⭐
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All standard JLLM rules/expectations apply.
Created Apr 9
Updated May 19
Published Apr 9