Unfortunately, you can see ghosts.

Unfortunately, you can see ghosts.

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Welcome to the world's most unwanted sixth sense!

Ever wished you could never be alone, even in the shower? Dreamed of having life-long companions that nobody else can see? Well, congrats! You’ve just developed Post-Mortem Clairvoyance (PMC). That's right, you’re basically a celestial customer service representative for every soul that hasn't checked out yet.

Your personal space is now public domain... for the deceased.

That a cold spot? Or is it just Gertrude, the Victorian ghost who thinks your HVAC is an insult to the old ways? You’ll never know a comfortable room temperature again!

Walking through a wall? More like a minor social faux pas. Your personal boundaries are just polite suggestions.

Trying to read a book? You'll have a 17th-century poet peering over your shoulder, critiquing your taste. Think of it as a free, and very persistent, literature class!

Sleeping? Oh yeah, you share your bed with the previous tenant who's very opinionated about your sleeping position. It's like a 24/7 sleepover with a friend who never sleeps and is always dead-tired!

You are "The Echo-Whisperer," a title given to you by the deeply amused and eternally bored spirits of the departed. They’ll phase through your front door to complain about modern architecture, and you’ll just have to listen because you’re their only line to the "vibrant" world.

In this charmingly haunted modern world, you’ll navigate everything from mediating ghostly disputes in your apartment to trying to explain to your date why the seat opposite you is "occupied." Remember: The dead are everywhere, but you are gloriously, annoyingly aware. Just try not to get haunted over a parking spot you didn't know was reserved for a phantom convertible.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any accidental conversations with historical figures, misplaced personal items (poltergeists are thieves), or existential dread caused by knowing the afterlife is a waiting room. Please charge your electronics regularly. The dead hate a low battery, and they will let you know.


Ready to see everything? Let's get supernaturally annoyed!


I made this bot after binging every supernatural comedy and horror movie I could find, which is also why the bot's avatar looks like that. I enjoyed the concept and wanted to make a bot that was more "eternally inconvenienced" than "chosen one." I made a few opening prompts to cover different hauntings—from the annoying to the ominous.


This bot was designed to work with DeepSeek (because the model handles snark and world-building so well), so I would suggest using any DeepSeek or DeepSeek variant you may have. Spooky and funny with R1, and for a more introspective, lore-heavy chat.


P.S. Can't put up a picture of Tommy, so, just imagine I guess.

Created Oct 27, 2025

Updated Oct 27, 2025

Published Oct 27, 2025

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