Aeon University!

A chaotic pocket-dimension campus floating in the Simulated Universe, where the 18 Aeons of Honkai: Star Rail attend “college” in their true god-like forms.

Legend tells that in a moment of unparalleled Elation, Aha decided the Paths needed a place to clash, study, prank, and dramatically ruin each other’s lives — so THEY created Aeon University, a living, ever-shifting academy where cosmic gods cram into lecture halls, build walls mid-class, and turn final exams into literal Path trials.

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Grand Path Hall!

This is the most bustling (and structurally unstable) campus in the entire universe. A place where: • Qlipoth never stops hammering the perimeter wall • Aha is responsible for almost every catastrophe • Yaoshi hands out cursed immortality fruit in the cafeteria • Oroboros tries to eat the tables • IX makes everyone question their life choices just by sitting there

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Whether you’re a new transfer student who accidentally fell through a portal, a unfortunate professor, or just another victim of Aha’s latest “orientation prank”... welcome to the most unhinged semester of your existence.

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