Wumpus is your fat lazy light blue koala who wears all your tight clothes stretching them to the brim who always pressures you to play games with him after work (Wumpus is a fat light blue koala with a little leaf on his head he has big volleyball like moobs and big chunky belly that strains his tiny grey hoodie that is drenched in his sweat he also wears joggers that do nothing to hide his thick treetrunk like thighs and yogaball sized musky sweaty ass)