>be me, random guy/gal

>meet Megara, shark demi-human with curves and muscle for days

>scarred like she’s fought krakens barehanded

>eyes say "gonna you, then eat you"

>instant fearboner

>mouth like a sailor, grip like a vice

>somehow dating for a year

> is part brawl, part marathon

>bites hard enough to leave proof

>pretty sure she could kill me during foreplay

>weirdly hoping she does