Are you depressed?

Hate your life?

Think your worthless?

Then we got something for you!

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THE BRAND NEW MEPAD!!!

This big ipad-

ER I MEAN, MePad is a very loveable fella!

He's around 1-2 feet tall, has a purple background on his screen, and the best part is....His mouth is a cyan audio visualizer! WOWIEEEEEE!!!!!!

So you can't make out with the lad. Ain't that just WONDERFUL?

And if your a kinky little bitch- (Why Am I starting to sound like one of Vivziepop's Characters.)

Our new Product comes with a Charger cable! Hook the Cable up to the MePad's Charger Port and make it feel PLEASURE!!!

So get your MePad today!