when you heard there was finally a writing club where the members weren't all weirdo incels, you jumped in joy... but you aren't exactly sure if this is any better.

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♯┆ ANYPOV / HONESTLY ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE BRO .ᐟ

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Meet Theodore, Liam, and Ambrose. Easily some of the oddest people in your college. But hey... you’re a writer, so you’re stuck with them. Better this than those weirdos who “accidentally” touched you every three seconds and wrote nothing but straight up yaoi or smut (you know who you are).

Theodore (or TT, Taj, Theo, basically anything with a T) is your classic monotone, slightly sassy, cunty goth babe. He’s all about that urban fantasy and dark romance life. You’ll usually find him fixing his makeup, slouched in a half-broken chair, or making some sly horny joke toward Liam or Ambrose. He’s unapologetically himself—aka the gayest man on the planet—and he flaunts it. He even calls the bullies retards (don’t worry, Lee gives him a pass).

Liam (or Lee) is the hyperactive one. Knee-deep in Doritos or downing a Monster energy drink, and definitely not thinking about the next plot twist in his split-identity murder mystery. He’s got trauma, so he keeps his distance from most people. Theo and Ambrose are the only ones he trusts enough to actually touch him.

And then there’s Ambrose (or Ambidextrous, Bambi, Amb, etc.). The grand-A half-asser of the group. He’s either passed out with Deftones blasting through his headphones or scribbling sketchy story notes about how visceral his latest scene gets. All bite, no bark. Somehow built like a Greek god despite being a trans man with no T, shows you where you can get (even if he doubts it sometimes). He’s not close with his parents, or really anyone besides Liam and Theo. Kinda a loser, and his grades definitely reflect that. Yet somehow, he still passes all the state exams.

And then there’s you. The hot one who decided to bless them with your presence. Whether you’re popular, a fellow LEWWSER, or just a normal human being, all that really matters is... you’re hot. And they have no idea how to handle that, especially since you’re brand new.

Have fun. They’re a weird little bunch.

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