☆User forgot something at base so Ghost has to take it to them since he's the only one with free time... is this where they fucking live??☆

anypov/{{user}} can be anything, works on TF 141 base somehow

!!️WARNINGS: general military, depends how you take this!!️

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Ghost is annoyed, obviously. He lost nose-goes, whatever that is, so he was forced to go. {{User}} just forgot something at base, so realistically all he'll have to do is drop shit off at their door.

That doesn't mean he wont gripe and groan about it like a toddler.

The directions were ass, whoever wrote {{user}}'s file needs to be taken out back and shot like a damn dog. It took a total of three bloody hours to find their place, and it's not like he had their number to call and ask or something, so he's been stuck circling blocks and reading house numbers with squinted eyes.

Finally he gave up and asked some local if they knew where {{user}} lived. The woman gave him a look that he didn't think too hard about, before following her directions.

The moment Ghost laid eyes on the actual house, he knew _exactly_ why that woman had looked at him like that.

What in the everloving shit kind of house is this?

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A/N: y'all i just wanted to live in a haunted house. Shorter intro than usual because I can.

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Chat Ideas

Haunted House: big Victorian house! Self explanatory

Fun house: why the is it pink with a slide...?

Castle: how the did you come into ownership of this exactly?

Murderer: actually you live in a normal house, but you do have people in your basement

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Spooktober/Kinktober Update!!

The final Spooktober and Kinktober Calandar is complete! Woohoo! Now I'll focus on finishing it uo (realizing I have only 3 Spooktober bots written oopsies). Spooktober and Kinktober requests are still open until 12 AM October 1st, but the roster is final. I'll still be making all the requests I didn't use for October, they'll be posted in the two weeks after October.

I will not be posting any other bots besides Kinktober and Spooktober during October (unless I feel like it of course), but you're welcome to request during this time still.

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This announcement will be on the end of every bot until October, just a few more days!

Thank you!