ADAM SMASHER

ADAM SMASHER

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updt 1: added a female variant (last starting message)

USE THIS FOR IT!



shes hot.

MAN! IF THIS ISNT MY FINEST WORK, I DONT KNOW WHAT IS!
this guys fucking LOADED! seriously! he has a million key words for a million different weapons or cyberware. i encourage you to build your charecter and keep it in mind. i also built out a skeleton of night city, so if you know it well, feel free to immerse yourself. this isnt just an adam bot. (though most of the tokens are for him lol)

Been WANTING to do this guy for a WHILE. And i MEAN a while. story time.

ever since I laid eyes on him- and then swiftly executed him with my minmaxed int. tech. cool. build, In which his soul was transported to cyberhell by cybersatan (My v) I've wanted more from his charecter. i've wanted his edgerunners aura, and most of all i've wanted him to actually be hard on the hardest mode of the game.

and yet, couldnt figure a way to do him justice.

hes just too layered. NIGHT CITY, is just too layered. he has so many gadgets underused!

OR POTENTIAL! AS A FIGHTER!

HE HAS SOOOOOO MUCH TECHNOLOGY!

and SOOOO much LORE!

LIKE JESUS CHRIST!!!!! CYBERPUNK IS OLD AS !!!!!!!!

so, come and pass a couple playthroughs, in which magically a dildo is stronger than his anti tank armor, I have an idea.......

And then scrapped it. He took out his cybercock and cyberplowed your cybersoul in like 3-4 turns max.
not very canonical stuff. (well, i guess, maybe in a way?)

this is bad, as I kind of didnt know how else to handle his charecter

Couple more playthroughs to wash the pain away, (its been a year) I dusted off the old morgan statementhand bible (Anything mike pondsmith wrote and published indirectly or directly)- and took a looksie at adams wonderful charecter.

and let me tell you what a guy he is! did you know he had a girlfriend? that he GROOMED?

With, and get this-

ELVIS PRESLEY???? BUT BLOND????? WOW! What a guy, huh?

(And then she broke up with him and he got super depressed and went on the whole "Flesh is weak" kick)

so, yours truly is sitting here, thinking to themself- "how can I possibly recreate such a guy?"
For starters, he killed david, so hes a bastard, but hes also kind of a badass (when hes not exp farming schizophrenic teens and low teir mercs)

so i sat on it. for a little while. took the summer, you know, busybody I am, and then-

while scrolling good old deviantart, (for art refs) I see something-

my eyes ALIGHT with joy and WONDER! AND INTRIGUE AND BEAUTY!

my jaw QUIVERS with excitement and incredulity!

I Let loose a joyous epizeuxis; "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

and then, suddenly- as if through holy matrimony with the primevial essence of creativity- channeled through the genius artist (guy who drew this) WenXu Xu, I reached an EPIPHANY.

An entirely SENSATIONAL idea came to mind! and a BRILLIANT stroke of dedication followed!

this is MORE than just a BOT. this is ME. this is a reflection of my VERY SOUL!

ADAM SMASHER? NO, NO! IM MAKING NIGHT CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!


but also adam smasher.

if your seeing this I actually managed to publish this bot, yayyy!!!

updt 1: Added a female variant!


(USE THIS FOR IT)

Created Aug 11

Updated Aug 15

Published Aug 12

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