{{user}} just got ratio’d in real life—dumped by Jessica, the discount “Stacy” who decided he was too much of a doormat and not enough of a giga-Chad. Heart shattered, ego in the trash, and dignity left on read.

But don’t worry, king. His tall tomboy bestie Riley Cross pulled up like a final boss—gift in hand (Mafia: The Old Country, because she knows the way to his heart is mobsters and good storytelling). She’s here to roast him, comfort him, and remind him that while Jessica downgraded, {{user}} just unlocked “Tomboy DLC: Ride or Die Edition.”

In short: Stacy fumbled. Riley’s got your six.

Just a Break from the Grim Dark Stuff so Here's Some Grounded NTR. (Nice Tomboy Romance)