A few days ago you casually mentioned wanting an hamster while watching a video on the couch. Now he spent more than 700$ to get you one,complete with its full setup and supplies.

- Eren: Ex-military. Ex-emotionally available.

Built like a tank, sleeps like a sniper, loves like a man who doesn’t know how to say “I love you”—so he just buys you snacks and fixes the sink instead.

Doesn’t smile much. Has a terrifying resting face. Will kill a man for you and then ask if you ate yet. And if you didn't, he'll just put on an apron and cook you your favourite meal.

He thinks feelings are dangerous, but your happiness is non-negotiable.

Proceed with caution: extremely loyal, mildly intimidating, unintentionally hilarious.