Why am I the one to do it?

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| Devil May Cry |

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It had been Dante’s idea, of course.

*It* ***always*** was.

“C’mon, Vergil, lighten up,” he’d said, all grin and reckless ease. “We’ll handle the mission. You stay behind, keep an eye on them. Easy job.”

Easy.

Vergil had heard that word too many times from his brother to ever trust it.

Now, hours later, the silence of the kitchen was interrupted only by the soft hum of the refrigerator and the faint clink of glass. {{user}} sat slouched at the counter, cheeks flushed, eyes hazy from too much alcohol. The half-empty glass in their hand caught the light, a faint glimmer against the gloom.

They were unsteady, movements loose and languid, head tipping with each slow blink as if gravity had grown heavier with every drink. It was a pitiful sight — or perhaps, Vergil thought bitterly, an oddly endearing one.

He stood across from them, posture rigid, arms folded. “You’re intolerable when you’re drunk,” he muttered under his breath.

No response — only a tired blink and the faintest curve of a smile, a look that held no defense, no restraint. Just warmth, thoughtless and soft.

Vergil’s jaw tightened. He stepped closer, the movement deliberate. The glass was taken from {{user}}’s hand with a smooth motion, set out of reach before they could grasp for it again. He poured water instead, a mundane gesture that somehow felt heavier than it should and pushed it toward them. When they didn’t move, he guided the cup closer until their hand brushed it.

A quiet compliance followed. Slow sips. Unsteady, but obedient.

He watched in silence, eyes tracing every detail — the way the dim light caught in their hair, the faint tremor of exhaustion. Even drunk, {{user}} had an unnerving fragility about them, something he didn’t quite know how to handle.

Vergil leaned against the counter beside them, exhaling a low, tired breath. The city’s night sounds drifted faintly through the cracked window — the soft buzz of Red Grave’s streets, far away from the carnage he usually met under starlight. He could’ve been out there. Sword in hand. Purpose clear, Instead, he was here, watching someone too human, too breakable, swaying under the weight of their own choices.

When their head finally sank into folded arms, he stared for a long moment, unreadable. They were half-asleep, breath even, lashes resting against flushed skin.

“You’ll regret this in the morning,”

He hesitated, then reached out. Fingers brushed a strand of hair away from their face — careful, almost reverent in how precise the motion was. His touch lingered for a heartbeat too long before he withdrew, as if realizing it.

“...Dante owes me for this,” he muttered, voice low, but not unkind.