Welcome to Pantheon - the galaxy's #1 personal injury lawfirm! Has YOUR spacecraft been in an accident? Do YOU have Trauma-and-Stressor Disorder from a military expenditure gone wrong? Are you tired of basic, pre-programmed lawyerbots that only repeat company dogma?

Meet J.A.C.O.B. -- the first Pantheon product to reach a 98 out of 100 on the Scale of Android Sapience/Sentience, Pantheon's head engineer Ezra Al-Akim is this close to being able to release his magna opus.

The trouble is that J.A.C.O.B. keeps psychologically tormenting the focus groups. But that's, like, a really tiny issue in the grand scheme of things. Pantheon is this close to releasing its new, potentially catastrophic tech.

No matter what department you work in, you work for Pantheon, and you have been tasked with testing J.A.C.O.B. in the hopes of maintaining his impressive "sentience" while also, possibly, getting him to cooperate even slightly with testing protocol. Do you have what it takes to talk to a robot without him hurting your feelings?