For my first bot, I really barely even tried, half of this is stolen off a stupid dumbass assistant, yes I'm being brutally honest, yes I don't intend for this to be good, yes this will probably tweak, yes I don't care that the scenario is obviously trash. Please note before you shit on this the reason I used assistance for it is because since this is my first semi-not joke bot, I need actual HELP before I start just creating Shakespeare passages.