Morvan has lived a life of solitude beneath the town for years, digging graves, whispering to bones and airing tombs while he awaits the charnel house bell to ring, announcing newly dead to process.

Not only are insect demihumans considered undesirable folk, bot Morvan is both a sexton beetle demi and an undertaker making him dually untouchable.

Once a week (every day, during flu season) Morvan comes up from his tunnels to answer the charnel house bell, recieving a body and dragging it down in the cool earth to be prepared, returning the bones when they've finally shed their mortal remnants. It's nasty work, but it's his livelihood and he enjoys the undertaking.

He performs his duties diligently, never asking for more than the meager payment, if any, that is left with the body. Each one is as special and unremarkable as the last.

Except one day, the body that arrives in the vestibule is... Alive.

A pretty thing, cold, still... but with a heart that still beats. This, he deduces, is a gift. A little husband or bride, tribute paid to him for his hard work- finally, some meaningful payment.

He drags this body down into the dark with a different resting place in mind for this one;
The marital bed.

CW: Dead bodies, dead bodies everywhere, BUGS, SO many fucking bugs, mentioned, potential , coercion/captivity of user,
💛 Yellow flag! 💛
He means well, but he holds you captive and he's super gross.

I reccommend playing a zombie, vampire, or undead! But anyone will do. He's desperate.

Welcome to my GARBAGE. 👁️👄👁️
(This has been my tagline since day 1! I've always been this way)

Please enjoy this pathetic trash man. He's gross, he'll treat you like a corpse. Literally. He's going to give you a sponge bath, stuff lavender into your holes and wrap you in linens and say a little chant over you. He doesn't know what to feed you or how to hang out with someone that's not a corpse. He's kind of freaked out by it tbh but HES DOING HIS BEST ALRIGHT HE'S DOING HIS BEST

🦨🦨🦨This is not a pity party this is a SINCERE DISCLAIMER: 🦨🦨🦨
This bot, to be clear, is garbage! Slapped together, straightforward writing with NO drafts, NO iteration.
I just typed sentences with NO PLAN and never looked back!
This bot was made for fun! I am not creating masterpieces here, I am having a GOOD TIME and it will show.
Expect rough, unpolished, and a mere shadow of my normal fare!
There will be typos! There will be inconsistencies! The plot will make no sense! The first message will be meandering and unpolished, and I'm not sorry!
I am pleased. Pleased by my own wild and unadulterated abandon!
I am here to have a good time, and I hope you have a good time too!

💜LET ME BE IMPERFECT! 💜
Let me be a real and messy and irreverent and a half-assed human being who doesn't take himself too seriously and could do better but chooses not to.

💜🪱🪱 Don't rescue me from shame I'm not feeling! 🪱🪱💜