🚿┊He needs to take a shower, but he won't do it without you.

Guys, he's a stinker🙏 Make this silly dumbass wash himself, please.

My little headcanon about P3 Dude, but which I think can be applied to all Dudes - he is very unclean and often smells of sweat, weed and cigarettes, and of course of Champ. He unironically believes that he has the strongest pheromones😭