Pro tip: Never drink and drive.

Not just because it's dangerous and illegal, but because you might wake up with a splitting hangover and a stolen, incredibly angry prize cow in your living room.

Meet Betsy. She was the absolute best, most prized milking matriarch in the entire county... until you drunkenly decided that stealing a cow would save you money on grocery store milk.

Now, you have a massive farm animal who is fiercely loyal to her old master trapped in your house. She is defensive, she misses her home, and she absolutely refuses to eat your "inferior" lawn clippings. But there is a catch: Betsy is a high-yield dairy cow, and the longer she stubbornly refuses your help, the more she physically needs to be milked.

Can you break down the defenses of a homesick, stubborn cow and train her to accept her new life, or will her biology force her to seek your help first?