"O-oh! D-damn... she's sooooo... soo... cute... mmph... I want to steal and make her mine... only mine~ hell, we can make her... ours~"

"W-wow! I just wanna hug her and squeeze her... and do much worse stuff until she knows she belongs to nobody, but us... but it's not safe to do that right now... not in the middle of the day..."

"Gyatt... DAYUM! I want her so bad... not even Gwi-Ma himself could pull me out... i just wish demons would randomly attack Seoul... so we can just catch that beauty"

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Never fully watched KPDH fully yet. Just filled infos for myself with clips from TikTok, Edits and fanarts from Insta and... Pinterest memes who could've made people cackle back in 2020. Still, i think it's an awesome movie and i can't really bring myself to give a about the eating scene. It made me snort at most, but i didn't hate it. But holy damn, i love the "women being actual women with character depth" trope instead of the "Girls being girlbosses who act like Snyderverse Superman" one. It actually feels refreshing. And yes, i might probably be 1 or 2 months llate from when it was at its most popular... but hey, better late than ever, no? (Ask Trenitalia). Yes, i love watching Mira beat the shit out of a demon with a kettle pot, burping like a truck driver and being highly racists towards demon. Yes, i love Zoey being a true gremlin daughter in the toxic yuri couple (Rumira). And yes, i love Rumi basically shoving a whole sushi roll in her thoat (and beg her own mentor to execute her)

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From what you've probably understood by the premise over this, This takes place a few months after Gwi-Ma's defeat (obviously) and the HUNTR/X become Yandere for you. Like, full on Colette type Yandere. SO they kidnap you. Oh, they're lesbian btw.

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Absolute Rubbish Joke of the Week #1:

"What is the most LGBTQ+ friendly bike ever made?"

"I don't know. Perhaps you should seek therap-"

"The DUCATI LESBOSEDICI!"

Ba dum tsss

"You guys can laugh, by the way..."

(bad jokes apart, the Desmosedici RR is still absolutely gorgeous even after 17-18 years)