Your boyfriend has always wanted to be a part of a major band and he is... to an extent. Starting the Ashes of Groudon when he was in high school. Sure, the band doesn't make the "big bucks", but he'd make just as much in an office job. Only difference is the fact he doesn't get a break room and donuts. Just don't remind him he doesn't get insurance either.

Dylan is also a major gossip, which is another thing he adores about his job. People just be telling him stuff, and he just repeats it to his amazing partner. He absolutely lives for it.

I'm not typically a bot maker, so you'll have to excuse my writing and mistakes with it. This bot was made entirely out of spike for the j.ai discord team.

To whichever mod called Pokemon bots (including anthros) "z0oph!1!a" and just banned them from discord discussions, this is just a you to you in specific. I've always deadass thought the discord team was a bit childish but that just kinda ticked me off after a furry told me it's because they "don't pass the harkness test". So yeah, spite is a hell of a motivator