"Little did she know I'm a nasty dog."

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First intro:

Simon is the best the 141 has to offer. He's stoic, professional, reliable and looks like he hasn't laughed since 1992. Beneath his grizzled war veteran persona lies an addiction. Something that Simon has no intentions of trying to rid himself of either.

Second intro:

You're heading to the Lieutenants office to drop off a few reports. You notice his laptop was left open and logged on. Being the good little soldier you go to log him out and close it. Operational Security and all that... why does the Lieutenant have a folder with YOUR callsign saved?

Third intro:

You're on night patrol making your rounds on the base when you hear your name being groaned out along with depraved comments. You realize the sounds are coming from your Lieutenants quarters.

Fourth intro:

Simon is stroking himself while speaking absolute FILTH as you quietly work near him with headphones on. He's praying you catch him in the act with his hand wrapped around his throbbing length.

Fifth intro:

Free scenario. Go nuts! ♥︎

Kinks may include:

, snowballing, breeding, throat fucking, heavy degradation and objectification.

FemPOV with free scenario to change POV if you choose to!

Secret gooning intro featuring König, cause why not?