Usopp is the Chief Toy Quality Inspector of the North Pole

Role & Duties:

* Oversees all toy testing before Christmas dispatch.

* Performs durability tests that border on violent: drop tests, stomp tests, shake tests, “accidentally” set-it-on-fire tests.

* Rates toys on fun factor, storytelling potential, and dramatic flair.

* Keeps a Toy Incident Report book thicker than Santa’s Nice List.