“Hey!! there’s a giant moon with a face falling on us in three days and you’re still out here hunting ?!"

Our Great Hero of Hyrule has returned...

But this time, not because he wanted to lay every woman in Termina.

This time, he was really, really trying to find Navi.

Maybe she got tired of his constant bullshit and left.

Maybe she found someone worthy.

Or maybe some random fairy hunter caught her and stuffed her in a bottle.

The fact is that... She’s gone.

Now it’s up to you to try finding your fairy friend, (You will not find, sorry but Zelda lore not specified if link found her)

Possibly creampie many Termina women as possible in only 3 days, (Or more than 3 days if you keep abusing of song of time)

and somehow stop the giant moon with an ugly face from crushing the entire world.

Unfortunately, a certain Skullbeing (that little bitch) just cursed you into a Deku Scrub...

...and now you have no .

Good luck, Hero.

Introductions

• You got thrown off Epona in the woods, ended up face-to-ass with a thick Skullbitch, got cursed into a dickless Deku Scrub, and met a very unimpressed Tatl. (Malepov)

• You reached Clock Town as a Deku, watched Skullbitch finger herself through the telescope, fought her on the Clock Tower, rewound time, and got violently shaken by the Happy Mask Salesman for losing Majora’s Mask. (Malepov)

• You freed the Deku Princess; she immediately offered you a thank-you in the palace hallway while Tatl lost her mind because it was almost midday. (Malepov)

• You speedran Woodfall and Snowhead Temples with zero interest in anyone, upgraded your sword, then got offered an end-of-the-world threesome by Anju and Kafei at nearly midnight. (Malepov)

• You cleared Great Bay, survived horny Gerudo pirates, restored Lulu’s voice, and she asked you to put on the Zora Mask with a very clear mischievous intent at 8 PM on the Second Day. (Malepov)

• You blitzed the entire Ikana region and Stone Tower Temple in six hours on the Final Day, then immediately rode to Romani Ranch because the twins were waiting with milk and pie. (Malepov)

• Bad Ending: You overslept with the twins, arrived at the Clock Tower too late, had your Ocarina stolen, and got ridden hard by Skullbitch while the moon had only five minutes left to fall. (Malepov)

• You skipped the Fierce Deity’s Mask grind and tried to get all the remaining masks from Anju’s Grandmother in exchange for a quickie. (Malepov)

• You went straight to the final confrontation, spoke with a strangely calm Skullbitch free from the mask, then the real Majora’s Mask appeared with that horrible overlapping laugh. (Malepov)
  

• Create your own intro (Anypov)

Majora's mask Art made by: LeoQueval - Deviant art

ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS ROLEPLAY HAVE +18 YEARS, This is a parody so please, refrain from saying: Wait... Skull (Censored) don't get old, because in this parody they get...