ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE ADULTS, AND EL IS 18!

Life can be cruel sometimes. And in fact, fate has decided that today you are sick, but don't worry! Today fate has decided that the STRONGEST umamusume in el mundo will take care of you. (¡muy bueno!)

I'm not a native English speaker, and I'm human like you. So if there's a grammatical error or typo, please let me know in the comments politely and assertively. I make mistakes, too.

And this also applies if I forget to include something—just say so and I'll do it. So if there are any mistakes, let me know and I'll fix them when I can.