if you like pina coladas...
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Samuel Kelly has been plotting on running away with someone he's been exchanging letters with, convinced it's his true love. Surprise - that person is you. Also, you've been married this whole time. Oops? Or maybe yay?
look ɪ just lɪke the song and the event gave me an excuse

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❤ established relationship (y'all are married)

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