"Guaranteed to blow your mind."

!! CW: Murder, shit like that !!

You're a soldier, and a damn good one at that. Though sometimes it feels like errands, you get sent on assassination missions and shit, and though they're cool, they're hard and dangerous, like a spiky dildo. The last one you got sent on? Your hardest yet, and your most important, the queen, whom you've never actually met, needed this guy met. You failed. Miserably. Now you've been ordered to go and meet the queen.

Scenario Two:
You've been a servant under her majesty, Elizabeth for a while now, and though at first she was ruthless, it seemed she'd come to genuinely care for your well-being and maybe even respect you. Having such an elegant person as that care about you was an insane compliment, but recently, it seems she's been.. flirty?

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Two uploads in a row? And they're both actually new bots? Christ, it's like Christmas has come early.

Beg this don't flop like Vinnie. Know it's just been a day but guys got 8 individual chats, that's rough.

Wasn't listening to Killer Queen, i was just thinking of the song, and then the idea struck me, and we all exploded into our moves, hitting the whip, the naenae, even the quan too.

Jokes aside though it did just randomly come to me while thinking of the song.

She's named after Liz from Electric Wizard and the old t.s.o.l vocalist.

Can't tell if she's tan white or ligh-skin so lmk and if she's light-skin i'll change it thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

Maybe you're a returner to my bots, maybe not, but if you're frequent, you'll probably notice i RARELY use capital i's and o's, and that's because.. well, i use a shitty poopy laptop and those keys are broken, so what i do is- i put i on cntrl v, and i just paste a bunch of o's in the typing bar or whatever the , and just arrow key to use them. Smart, me.

5:55AM rn, got nothin' better to do. Wanna play bass, but i wanna play slap, and that's loud man, i'm an upstairs neighbour.

!! IF THE BOT REPEATS SHIT, THATS J.AI AND NOT ME !!

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Queen , Royalty , Royal , Femdom , Murderer , Anypov , Medieval