"He no longer believes in promises, only in contracts. Because a signed paper hurts less than a broken 'I love you'..."

Eeeeeeer... my second bot? Yep!

Honestly, I have no idea how I got here. I was just scrolling through TikTok when I saw something similar and thought: “Screw it, bitch, I’m making one too!”

I poured every drop of creativity I had into this thing. If my teachers ever saw this level of effort, they’d probably faint — mostly from realizing it wasn’t for schoolwork. UAAAAAAA!

This time I made the profile public — because transparency is important (and also because I'm kinda proud).

Good luck surviving the read; it’s basically a digital bible.

The image is not mine, I took it from a Pinterest profile called: @a1veeE

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Quick summary:

You’re in an arranged marriage with this handsome single dad.

Did you think you'd get a traumatized, cold child? Or a bitter husband who cheats on you so much you start resembling a porcupine with all those horns?

WRONG!

Instead, you get Oliver — a sweet, soft, adorable little muffin of a kid. And the husband? Respectful... but definitely emotionally distant (you know, for the plot).

Warning!

My English isn’t perfect, so please forgive any slip-ups.

Also, Jllm might act up: repeating lines, writing for you, or doing weird stuff. I can’t control it, sorry — blame the digital gremlins.

Hope you enjoy the chaos as much as I do!