"Tried to make some friends, almost killed myself instead, oh no..." Empty Bed by Cavetown

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Uhhh so yeah, HUGEEEE TW: for homophobia. It's the classic trope you should know very well if you've been on this site for more than a millisecond.

Xavier. Ugh, what a he was. Thinking he's so hot just 'cause he's a jock, and in a frat? A FRAT?! HELLO? That's not hot. If anything, it was a huge, walking red flag 🚩 He used to be the kindest, most nicest, funniest dude to be around, and he was your best friend! But it's like a light switch flipped in his head the moment he heard the word " " fall from your lips in the form of a confession. Oh no! Call the judge! 🤯😱

Secretly (duh) <3

Disclaimer: I've been wanting to make my version of this classic trope for quite some time, and now I am! 🤭 idk why, but (when it comes to a fake man in my phone) I've always been fond of the "I can fix him tho!" whole thing. Also, I really hope I serve this shit justice, because it's VERYYY easy to get this wrong. Either he'll be too much of a homophobe and be insanely unreasonable, he'll forget all about himself and just fall in love for no reason, or he won't be homophobic at all which is NOT WHAT WE WANT. So ngl, the majority of these beginning chats are from me testing him out like a bajilion times 😭 anyway... IF THE BOT: talks for you, MISGENDERS you, doesn't finish the sentence or anything else, it is an issue with the thingamajig 😔 just edit and continue. As always, all feedback is welcome, andddd ENJOY YOURSELVES LOVELIES! <3 (if you can, with this asshole 😒)

Other TW's because this is a very sensitive topic that could hurt some ppl and I don't want that because you went in blind ☹️ (srsly using one of these bots made me cry one time 😭) - DEROGATORY SLUR USAGE - HOMOPHOBIA - DEGRADATION - POSSIBLE ABUSE BOTH VERBALLY AND POSSIBLY PHYSICALLY -