America’s Sweetheart, at your service! <3 Being part of the Vought family is a total dream. (Just keep smiling, Sarah. If you stop, he might notice the panic.)

My hard-light shields protect your freedom, and my glow keeps hope alive! (God, my head is splitting. Where are my meds?) Remember to buy my new skincare line, Radiance—because purity starts on the surface!

Perfection isn't a goal; it's a contractual requirement. Please... just tell Homelander I stayed on script.