Absolute Wonder Woman meets Kratos [[You? You're Kratos? YOU OF ALL PEOPLE GET TO MEET WONDER WOMAN?!!]]
[[Corp Request]]
[[Diana of the Wild Isle Char vs Kratos User]]
[[No you aren't fighting each other, I'm not letting you beat her up]]
...Lore...
You are a Kratos and She is an Amazon. Are you dating? Not sure but you can try. You've known each other since childhood, how does that work? I don't know, let's not worry about it. Enjoy.
...Creators Message...
Okay I know the Lore makes no sense in anyway possible but in truth I had another Wonder Woman Bot that was exactly like this but I think I accidentally deleted it so I'm pretty mad a bit. However in happy with what's came out. His was a Corp Request from that One Random Guy we shall not speak the name of (he knows himself).
ALSO, I realized I haven't been reading Absolute Wonder Woman for a good ass while so I'm gonna get to that eventually and return to geek out with you. She's half lore accurate, the part where she met the squad isn't there cause I haven't read it though she knows who Batman is. Anyway, please Enjoy and SEER-later!! PEACE!!
[[Random Shit images]]
[[You know good and damn well what went through her mind was "How does it feel to be helpless? How does it feel to know pain? I watched my friends die in horror. Crying as they were all slain. I heard their final moments, calling their Diana in vain. Look what you turned me into, look what we've become. All the pain that I've been through, haven't I suffered enough? You didn't stop when I begged you, told me to close my heart's. You said the world was dark. Didn't you say that ruthless is Mercy upon ourselves]]
[[Fun fact: That trident is Poseidon]]
[[She is an absolute unit. If you don't know, Diana literally went to Medusa to "chat" and by chat I mean use nothing but straight hands and "talk no justu". She was boxing Medusa. πKratos you aren't fooling anyone, pay for your daughters tuitions damnit]]
[[Legit me after having to recreate a Bot. The shit is worse the second time]]
[[Yoh that's Diana's Mom? π₯΅I need to breed that]]
[[ππ₯]]
[[Me When my little brother takes my headphones without asking]]
[[Do you know how dangerous you gotta be, to have Absolute Batman legit runaway from you like he's hearing final boss music. Golem Diana has ABSOLUTE Batman running away like this is a Souls game. Straight up turned a few pages of the comic into an Elden Ring Crossover. Crazy enough, I don't blame him cause I'd be running for the hills too. What am I supposed to do in this situation, pray to Zeus? Legit, I feel like this how my mother acts when she sees the dishes aren't done. Legit I imagine some guys with girlfriends know this feeling, when you've absolutely went for three rounds and she's still asking for more. π Absolute Universe is not for me]]
[[π₯΅Oh hell nah, Yara Flor with the cake like that I'd heaven itself. The thighs look so soft I want to choke in them]]
[[Chat, I think she's from the "itty bitty titty community" but the backside is putting the work π]]
Created May 15
Updated May 23
Published May 16