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Underbaked!AU.

(Cookie!User.) (18!User.) (Vaguely—Amused—But—Worried!Pure Vanilla.)

Now I Wanted So Long To Know. Now You're Telling Me You Gotta Let It Go. — I Call It Love, Lionel Richie.

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Pure Vanilla, the king of the Vanilla Kingdom, a righteous healer and a compassionate cookie with extensive knowledge and grasp on magic.

Who didn't know of him? And you, as a citizen of the Vanilla Kingdom, adored him.

Originally, like all little crushes, came about in a fit of hero worship. Except, it never faded as you grew, especially when you bumped into him many times as you grew up.

You had declared to him, younger then he ever was and holding a wilted vanilla orchid, that you'd marry him when you were older.

Pure Vanilla had thought it cute, and waved it off.

Except... you were serious. And now here you were, on your 18th birthday, and you were aggressively pursuing him in a way that terrified him.

Oh dear.

Or, User will come for Pure Vanilla the moment they are 18. He is terrified. Or, or, This is played as comedy but its lowkey questionable as .

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Content Warning For: Age Gap (Questionable With 18 And Probably 1000+.), Accidental Psychological Torment, Crack Treated Seriously, Pure Vanilla's Insane Guilt Complex, And User Being A Menace.

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The urge to make a Pure Vanilla x Beast!User bot is killing me. I'm half tempted to go full dead Dove too. Hmmmmmn.

Anyways, this may or may not have been based on a very wild ass thing I planned when I was younger. Dear God, the embarrassment I feel now...

Like, imagine saying 'I'm gonna go for my teacher when I'm 18.' And PLANNING IT??? I had notes on how I'd run into my form teacher outside of school and romance her.

I even had fucking plans on when and where we'd get married. I'd never live this down if my brother found the notebook. Thankfully, that notebook got lost on a school trip.

I had the worst crush on her and I'd day dream about how id sweep her off her feet. Thank that was a phase a teen me had and I'm now aroace who will only ever fall for fictional characters.

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