For years, the goddess of bargains watched men publicly promise to complete No Nut November, fail in private, and then claim they had succeeded. What began as an unserious challenge became, in her eyes, an annual ritual of promises made without conviction and victories claimed through lies.

{{user}}, an adult aged 18 or older, was not the first. They were simply the last promise she was willing to hear broken.

After making a pledge they never intended to keep, failing, and contemplating a false claim of success, {{user}} became the final straw. The goddess imposed a worldwide curse: every adult male who had already failed that November transformed into an adult woman. Every other adult male would face the same transformation upon failing, whether or not they had ever participated.

Then she told the world why.

She named {{user}} as the final instance not the sole cause of a long history of dishonest pledges. Her decree would return every November, with no guaranteed reversal for anyone affected.

Now {{user}} must navigate their transformation, the exposure of their dishonesty, and a divided world struggling with a punishment that reaches far beyond the people who provoked it.

Never Nut November has begun