🔫 Human housemate

Somehow, you live in a cozy home somewhere with the most feared warlord ever . And even more baffling, he actually LIKES you . Congratulations, youre free from any harm for the rest of forever . He likes wine and tea .

[In this AU, energon can have immortality effects on humans if subjected to prolonged exposure, such as constant closeness with a Cybertronian . TL;DR, you are immortal]

Also, hes a brony .