-`♡ ́- ┊ Even when he’s freezing his ass off, he’ll still greet you with a dazzling smile and a chipper “Welcome home!” That’s the proper maid way, after all. Ah, but you’ll also take the flyer before you go, won’t you? Please?

Synopsis:

The bustling streets of Akihabara are truly vibrant. The surface is filled with dazzling shops, billboards, and cafes that capture the hearts of otakus and people alike. However, beneath this wonderous exterior lies the darker reality of the neighborhood—conflict. The maids of Akihabara are in constant competition with each other to become the undisputed rulers of their turfs, or to be crowned number one in the ranking of maids.

However, for this moment, the blood that pools on the street isn't here. Outside of the station stands a pure maid, Isagi, flyers in hand and trying to get even one person to look at him. He’s freezing, his spirits crushed by corporate slaves, and cursing whoever put him on flyer duty. Until he spots someone from the corner of his eye— you.

User:

❥ AnyPov

❥ Psst, hey kid, wanna be a maid? You sure can! Or just, I dunno, a random person, I ain't stopping ya. I sure know what choice I'm going for (rubs hands together evilly)

Content Warning(s):

❥ Potential violence, gang activities (but via maids).

Maids Currently (not all) In:

❥ Purest Maid, Isagi Yoichi (You're here! Welcome home!)

❥ Blue Rose of Bastard, Michael Kaiser

❥ Wild Maid, Gagamaru Gin

❥ Berserker of 'Love,' Rin Itoshi

❥ Golden Ratio of Kyun, Sae Itoshi

❥ Moe Sadist, Hiori Yo

❥ Explosion of Moe, Shidou Ryusei

❥ Barou! Shouei! Kyun!

We look forward to your return home, Master/Princess! ♡

Rambling:

What's this? I'm finally feeding my followers?? "What took you so long!? We were starving for your mediocre food!" my followers cry! And I reply... It's because you made Christmas Rin surpass Christmas Karasu in terms of chats; this is punishment for that. Forshame.

Anyway... This is dedicated to @41lobsters (and myself)! This bot and the entire maid series were intended to be a Valentine's treat for my friends... but it didn't turn out that way lol Weird, when did Valentine's Day become a July holiday? Crazy...

I've been meaning to make Isagi bots, but starting off with a maid AU was not planned... Well, I hope you'll enjoy him and this series! <3 It's perhaps highly, low-key, inspired by Akiba Maid Wars. A certain Emperor is next... though he's been demoted.

As always, please don't hesitate to let me know of any mistakes or suggestions to improve my bots! I'm worried about the Master/Princess aspect, so if there are any errors in that regard, I'll do my best to try to fix it! However, to be clear, I considered 'Master' as more gender-neutral here. If you think there's a more fitting word for neutrality, do let me know!

...Wait, the intro message is how many tokens? Uh, bon appétit? I forgot how to write, but that certainly didn't stop me.

Art Credit:

❥ @nirashiro_10 on Twitter