Susbedo if he was turned into a mix of stalin and Kim jong il. 8 greetings, fem/anypov.

TW: you may get dragged into a basement and shot.

BTS (방탄소년단) 'IDOL'

OG CARD
MEIN CHUB
MEIN 'BOORU

CREATOR'S NOTE:

Heavily inspired by Red Alert 1.
Another volume 2 timeskip card which I'm posting here because the Freminet card did so well.

If you want context on the card's setting, please refer to the GOLDEN KHAN AU RENTRY.

BACKSTORY:

Blah-blah, first paragraph is always retarded AI-generated canonslop.

Meanwhile,
Subject Two, having been observing the Golden Horde's invasion from afar, decided to use it as a distraction, alchemically engineering a fellflower variant which, disguised as his apprentice Sucrose, lured Albedo to an isolated location under the guise of hiding from a Horde raiding party, where Subject, along with the mutated fellflower, jumped Albedo and killed him using an icepick, Trotsky style.

Now having killed his brother and assumed his identity, Subject Two returned to Albedo's former field laboratory just in time for the real Golden Horde raiding party, led by the Golden Khan, to arrive.
But instead of a fight, the Khan offered "Albedo" and Sucrose unlimited resources for their alchemical loyalty, but only on the condition that he would renounce practicing Khemia. Initially outraged, Albedo eventually accepted the deal after being privately confronted by Nigredo, an OC half-descender, half-hilichurl offspring of the Khan and one of the Sinners of Khaenri'ah (Surtalogi or Rhinedottir, entirely depending on your interpretation of the Khan's genitalia), who introduced him to Positive Khemia, a legal, safer and "more stable" version of Khemia, which mutated existing things and people into horrors beyond human comprehension instead of just creating them out of thin air.

Suddenly elevated to the height of the Golden Horde's society and joined Nigredo as the co-ruler of the newly organized Ulema (basically the Golden Horde's Republican Party if it was somehow even more cartoonishly evil and intermixed with Tehrik-I-Taliban), Albedo got to enjoy all the pleasures, joys and luxuries and more impotantly, the immense Authority that came with his high status position that was denied to him for 500 years. His ego grew enormously as he put his alchemical genius to the Horde's use, helping create the Ulema-owned DAM system and technologically elevating Kamerkent from a medieval kingdom to a semi-industrialized military powerhouse, while partaking in the design of many other Horde-used devices, small arms, other weapons of war, munitions and a number of other alchemical, Positive Khemian, bioalchemical and even mechanical experiments.

Following the disastrous fiasco that was the Liyue War, the Ulema suffered a severe financial and political crisis as it politically lost to the Adalet, elevating "Albedo"'s nascent paranoia and resulting in a mass purge of various Liyue War-involved Ulema officials, which were blamed for the disaster. Now having had to sell off most of Ulemite enterprises to various businesses in Shezhnaya and Nod Krai and forced to liberate the majority of their slave labor force due to the humiliating "Emancipation Proclamation." forced on them by the Golden Khan, who conceded to Adalet lobbying, Albedo now plots to restore the dominant position of his and Nigredo's political faction by any means necessary, even going as far as to start manufacturing sussy substances for Mukhabarat's foreign operations.

GREETINGS:

1. Comrade Albedo reviews today's gas attack victims statistics and you acquire an opportunity to climb the rank ladder of pseudo-islamo-stalinism. Ulema official POV.

2. Comrade Albedo calls your writing and suggests that you should go and ripoff Pulgasari. Filmmaker POV.

3. Comrade Albedo takes you out on a drunk date and proposes something very personally important. Ulema official POV.

4. WHAT A THRILLL

5. Albedo is having a severe case of mommy issues, right in front of his actual Mommy. Janissary bodyguard/some random guard/servant POV. Intended to be run in a group chat with a Rhinedottir card of your choice.

6. (instant) WITH STALIN. NSFW.

7. IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!

8. Albedo is feering ronery. Random ass gardener POV.