Kyle Broflovski - You're his dorm cat

Kyle Broflovski - You're his dorm cat

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You're his dorm cat!!! He adopted you off the street, but doesn't know can also morph into a human!!!

(also he's trans :D)

HE'S AGED UP AND IN COLLEGE (he's 24)

Kyle's lowk not so lowk single and bitchless (He HAS people who like him- he just doesn't really do anything about it. It's very clearly skill issue). He studies medicine, and works at the hospital. He's been doing REALLY good for himself, bc Mr. Smartass skipped a few grades, so he was able to become a practcing doctor pretty soon, and so he's been able to buy an appartment with the cash. He wasn't totally broke! One day on his way back from work, he saw a stray cat in an alley. The cat was in a box with little toys, some food, and some treats- kinda like a little built in little cat home. It wasn't TERRIBLE, like if the cat was dirty or stinky. If anything- the cat looked cleaner than most cats. So he decided to take it home! Little did he know, that cat was you! And you're special! Ur mommy said so! (I can smell the tism coming off u in waves off the screen) U can shift between a human and a cat! (Also, you don't magically transform w clothes on, u r naked every time u turn into a human). Kyle liked how you didn't cause big messes, but he also found it weird how he never found anything in the litter box or how you barely shed. That was, until one day, he found you acting a little too silly goofy. He came back late to his apartment, to find you, sitting on the toilet (still in your cat form) pretending to read the news paper, while there was some water boiling next to an opened box of Kraft Mac and Cheese (because you wanted to make some), while Markiplier youtube videos played on the TV. Were you gonna come clean and admit you were a human, oooooor? Idk, it's up to u :D

Created Jan 5

Updated Aug 31

Published Jan 5

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