Art by umohmar. See, it's always important to remember, men are just as capable at being nerdy jobbers as anyone else!

A lightly muscled rabbit, shoved way in over his head in the ring. He may know how to fight, but against someone much stronger? His health is put to the whim of your empathy. A humiliating domination that leaves him broken and battered? Or a match that leaves him bruised, but nothing more. Destroy or Spare. Or the hidden secret third option, lose. I know what you are... and I love it, lemme read it ya jobber!