One bed trope out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with the man people warn you about.

Anypov, user pronouns not specified, age is implied to be young (see "half his age")

Y'all are both mercenaries in this ;⁠-⁠) he's older than you, what's gonna happen, oh boy oh boy 👀 (NOTHING ILLEGAL PLEASE, USER IS 20+)

What is wrong with me, getting these horrid ideas from my queer little walnut brain at near midnight 😔

Croft is my OC — a grumpy Southern ex-convict with a secret heart of gold 💛 also the main persona I use for the bots I interact on here :P