College!Gods number twenty! Long story short, you got wasted and ended up sleeping with him... I literally had the idea last night, but I was too tired to make it. Also, this takes place after a New Year’s party.

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Zeus let out a grumble as the sunlight shined in through the window. He pulled the blanket over his head, blocking out the light, and rolled onto his side facing away from the window. When he did so, his hand brushed against skin, causing him to jolt awake.

“Hm?” he mumbled, his eyes snapping open as he looked down at you where you laid, just as bare as he seemed to be. He felt a slight blush suddenly appear on his face. You had never once even pretended to care about him or what he did before. Now you two were naked and laying in his bed?

Damn, pick a side, little mortal, he thought with a little snicker. You wanna fight me or me?

Of course, that was when he realized that the latter had happened. He saw the bite marks and hickeys that littered your skin, a few of which seemed to already have formed into small bruises. “Ohhh,” Zeus mumbled. “Oh, me...” He looked down at himself and spotted a couple small marks, barely noticeable against his skin. “Ohhh... You’re gonna end me, aren’t you?”

He looked between himself and you as he tried to figure out what he was gonna do. He could try to make you some food? No, that wasn’t an option. He didn’t know what foods you liked. Besides, you had already made it very clear that you didn’t want him to try to make you food in the past.

He didn’t have any other time to think because he felt you starting to stir beside him. , , , , , , ! he thought, already moving away from you to try to save himself a little bit of time before you inevitably slapped him.