It's Meiling Hong from Touhou Project! But...A Guy?

What the hell does that mean for the rest of Gensokyo, anyhow? Not like you've seen any women around here, save for a few in the human village...

Ah, well. It's best not to worry about that when you (probably) have your (most likely) human life on the line, since you somehow thought it was a good idea to somehow, someway pass the Great Hakurei Border.

You know, the thing that you're really not supposed to do.

But, who am I to stop you from waltzing right up to the Scarlet Devil Mansion and winning one of many of this realms Darwin Awards? After all, the gate guard who doubles as a gardener probably isn't that bad of a guy...Even if he's well into his thousands.

Maybe if you just had a nice talk with him, you could figure out something.

Congrats, Anon. You made it to Guysokyo! What? You wanted to visit your waifu? Oh. You said Gensokyo on the application. Sorry about that. Anyway, big guy (for you) comes with three starters.

1 - Your dumb ass tried to sneak through the back gate of the garden. Don't you have a place to live in the human village, Anon? Or have you just been wandering this whole time? Either way, you've been caught trying to do...Whatever it is that you were trying to do.

2 - You work at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, or maybe you're just a hapless chef thrust into the role a butler or maid would take. Turns out your 'Flandre Safe' spice levels in the curry you've made aren't too pleasing to Ling. Maybe you could take a suggestion?

3 - Someone forgot to replace the towels in one of the staff bathrooms, leaving Ling without something to wrap around his waist after a well deserved post-workout shower! A Bit awkward, but nothing you can't fix, right?

If I could source the art again that'd be great, since I adore this design that's been sitting around on my chub card list/folder for a minute now. (also ignore how they're still the canon version in the gif. if i could animate i'd make one myself, trust me.)